Author Archives: thesquarecrow
STOMP!
Early Dawn, 10mi outside of New Orleans In the distance, accordions and fiddles rock back and forth in their raucous rhythm, and now suddenly the trees themselves pulse and jerk in time. Over the horizon vaults an enormous robot, shaking
STOMP!
Early Dawn, 10mi outside of New Orleans In the distance, accordions and fiddles rock back and forth in their raucous rhythm, and now suddenly the trees themselves pulse and jerk in time. Over the horizon vaults an enormous robot, shaking
Scream Beans
Scream beans always travel in flocks. Scream beans are always screaming. In fact scream beans are born screaming. Screaming begins in the womb, as soon as the mouth and lungs develop.
Scream Beans
Scream beans always travel in flocks. Scream beans are always screaming. In fact scream beans are born screaming. Screaming begins in the womb, as soon as the mouth and lungs develop.
Giant Sky Dragon
I heard the news reports about how scientists discovered that a giant flying dragon eats the Sun at the end of each day. People are outraged. They say stars shouldn’t be eaten, and that society doesn’t have any respect for
Giant Sky Dragon
I heard the news reports about how scientists discovered that a giant flying dragon eats the Sun at the end of each day. People are outraged. They say stars shouldn’t be eaten, and that society doesn’t have any respect for
Type C Detail
Type C, the arthropodal variety, is of special interest to the Company. We know that these entities take energy from sound, but the eggheads up in the labs say that the collecting membranes can’t possibly accumulate enough energy for survival
Type C Detail
Type C, the arthropodal variety, is of special interest to the Company. We know that these entities take energy from sound, but the eggheads up in the labs say that the collecting membranes can’t possibly accumulate enough energy for survival
Zook Walker
Wear protective equipment while working in the clamping area. No exceptions!
ULTIMATE SPARKLEKITTY
ULTIMATE SPARKLEKITTY is the only presidential candidate with a reasoned tax plan. Newt Gingrich wants to tax the Moon. ~ The Moon has no kitties, and is therefore worthless and untaxable. Mitt Romney wants to tax kitties and other job
ULTIMATE SPARKLEKITTY
ULTIMATE SPARKLEKITTY is the only presidential candidate with a reasoned tax plan. Newt Gingrich wants to tax the Moon. ~ The Moon has no kitties, and is therefore worthless and untaxable. Mitt Romney wants to tax kitties and other job
Cuisinortoise
You have to train them all if you want to be the Monster King!
I invited Tcheirnobhog
is that cool? Belobog can vouch for him
Shrimp and Eggplant Jambalaya
1 large eggplant 1 cup chopped onions 1-1/2 cup chopped okra 1-1/2 cup chopped bell peppers (any color) 2 lbs shrimp, peeled and de-veined 2 clove garlic, finely chopped 2 (14oz) can tomatoes, crushed or chopped 2 cup uncooked rice
Shrimp and Eggplant Jambalaya
1 large eggplant 1 cup chopped onions 1-1/2 cup chopped okra 1-1/2 cup chopped bell peppers (any color) 2 lbs shrimp, peeled and de-veined 2 clove garlic, finely chopped 2 (14oz) can tomatoes, crushed or chopped 2 cup uncooked rice
Know Your Pressure Ghosts
A nearby discount universe collapsed only yesterday. Refugee entities known as pressure ghosts may be seen to phase in and out of this modal plane over the next 10 days. Avoid making sounds in the 700Hz range. Report sightings with
Know Your Pressure Ghosts
A nearby discount universe collapsed only yesterday. Refugee entities known as pressure ghosts may be seen to phase in and out of this modal plane over the next 10 days. Avoid making sounds in the 700Hz range. Report sightings with
Meanwhile, in the deepest depths of space
This is Captain Hatchford of the ADSV Starbreaker, requesting immediate assistance. Archduke Curmudgeon Xarxis has taken control of the bridge. Stellar Impactor Warheads are unsecured. Repeat: Stellar Warheads are compromised. Light Brigade assumed missing or dead. send help
Meanwhile, in the deepest depths of space
This is Captain Hatchford of the ADSV Starbreaker, requesting immediate assistance. Archduke Curmudgeon Xarxis has taken control of the bridge. Stellar Impactor Warheads are unsecured. Repeat: Stellar Warheads are compromised. Light Brigade assumed missing or dead. send help
Murk Puff
Murk Puff is unnatural and horrible. Just about everyone eats Murk Puff. A Mart Co alligator will not hesitate to take Murk Puff from the careless and devour it all. Alligators can’t even digest Murk Puff; they do it out
Murk Puff
Murk Puff is unnatural and horrible. Just about everyone eats Murk Puff. A Mart Co alligator will not hesitate to take Murk Puff from the careless and devour it all. Alligators can’t even digest Murk Puff; they do it out
Someone Special Gonna Take Your Brain
Honeycakes, when you’re close I forget my talking sounds.
Turn That Potato Back Around
Commodore Hackberd, this parliament does not cow to threats!
Caught You Catching Them
The Magnificent Danger Squadron is a tripartite dynamo. Each member has sworn a jaunty oath to protect the weak.
Caught You Catching Them
The Magnificent Danger Squadron is a tripartite dynamo. Each member has sworn a jaunty oath to protect the weak.
YOU CAN”T DO THIS TO ME!
Scenario A: After winning the United States presidency in 2012, Ron Paul dissolves the Dept. of Education and plunges the nation into the Neo Dark Ages. Within several years, 80% of the USA population has been converted to skeletonized robots
YOU CAN”T DO THIS TO ME!
Scenario A: After winning the United States presidency in 2012, Ron Paul dissolves the Dept. of Education and plunges the nation into the Neo Dark Ages. Within several years, 80% of the USA population has been converted to skeletonized robots
Celtic Cop-Out
No, full-color illustration today. Nope, just half of a draft of a tattoo design I’m supposed to make. I wanted to break tradition and have the knot at the inside wander to the outside. As you can see, this created
Celtic Cop-Out
No, full-color illustration today. Nope, just half of a draft of a tattoo design I’m supposed to make. I wanted to break tradition and have the knot at the inside wander to the outside. As you can see, this created
This little piggie went to market
All Ramen and Varelse are on sale through the end of the month.
Scooterbug
Most robots aspire to work in a challenging environment, while a lazy few are content to scoot back and forth on an old wheel stolen from a junkyard. Scooterbug and Sonic the Hedgehog are property of SEGA.
Scooterbug
Most robots aspire to work in a challenging environment, while a lazy few are content to scoot back and forth on an old wheel stolen from a junkyard. Scooterbug and Sonic the Hedgehog are property of SEGA.
Football Man
Every year Football Man steps out from the void, and with an awful shriek he becomes the Beast that we all know and love. In a world-shattering fury he consumes all that is not Football, so that it may become
Football Man
Every year Football Man steps out from the void, and with an awful shriek he becomes the Beast that we all know and love. In a world-shattering fury he consumes all that is not Football, so that it may become
Zook Scooter
No matter how far I travel into the future, folks keep saying the cure for Terrible is still 5 years away.
Zook Scooter
No matter how far I travel into the future, folks keep saying the cure for Terrible is still 5 years away.
Cheekhanoodle Bones
Took first place for frightscares, special consideration for foreboding corona.
Thing-a-Day Forever 