Author Archives: thesquarecrow

stomp

STOMP!

Early Dawn, 10mi outside of New Orleans In the distance, accordions  and fiddles rock back and forth in their raucous rhythm, and now suddenly the trees themselves pulse and jerk in time.  Over the horizon vaults an enormous robot, shaking

stomp

STOMP!

Early Dawn, 10mi outside of New Orleans In the distance, accordions  and fiddles rock back and forth in their raucous rhythm, and now suddenly the trees themselves pulse and jerk in time.  Over the horizon vaults an enormous robot, shaking

shoutBean

Scream Beans

Scream beans always travel in flocks. Scream beans are always screaming.  In fact scream beans  are born screaming. Screaming begins in the womb, as soon as the mouth and lungs develop.

shoutBean

Scream Beans

Scream beans always travel in flocks. Scream beans are always screaming.  In fact scream beans  are born screaming. Screaming begins in the womb, as soon as the mouth and lungs develop.

dragonYear

Giant Sky Dragon

I heard the news reports about how scientists discovered that a giant flying dragon eats the Sun at the end of each day.  People are outraged.  They say stars shouldn’t be eaten, and that society doesn’t have any respect for

dragonYear

Giant Sky Dragon

I heard the news reports about how scientists discovered that a giant flying dragon eats the Sun at the end of each day.  People are outraged.  They say stars shouldn’t be eaten, and that society doesn’t have any respect for

arthropodalII

Type C Detail

Type C, the arthropodal variety, is of special interest to the Company.  We know that these entities take energy from sound, but the eggheads up in the labs say that the collecting membranes can’t possibly accumulate enough energy for survival

arthropodalII

Type C Detail

Type C, the arthropodal variety, is of special interest to the Company.  We know that these entities take energy from sound, but the eggheads up in the labs say that the collecting membranes can’t possibly accumulate enough energy for survival

zookWalker

Zook Walker

Wear protective equipment while working in the clamping area.  No exceptions!

zookWalker

Zook Walker

Wear protective equipment while working in the clamping area.  No exceptions!

sparkleKitty_sml

ULTIMATE SPARKLEKITTY

ULTIMATE SPARKLEKITTY is the only presidential candidate with a reasoned tax plan. Newt Gingrich wants to tax the Moon. ~ The Moon has no kitties, and is therefore worthless and untaxable. Mitt Romney wants to tax kitties and other job

sparkleKitty_sml

ULTIMATE SPARKLEKITTY

ULTIMATE SPARKLEKITTY is the only presidential candidate with a reasoned tax plan. Newt Gingrich wants to tax the Moon. ~ The Moon has no kitties, and is therefore worthless and untaxable. Mitt Romney wants to tax kitties and other job

QLS_TAD_08

Cuisinortoise

You have to train them all if you want to be the Monster King!

QLS_TAD_08

Cuisinortoise

You have to train them all if you want to be the Monster King!

tcheirnobhog

I invited Tcheirnobhog

is that cool? Belobog can vouch for him

tcheirnobhog

I invited Tcheirnobhog

is that cool? Belobog can vouch for him

aCarrotBoxer

A Boxing Carrot

I’m tired, so you get this today.

aCarrotBoxer

A Boxing Carrot

I’m tired, so you get this today.

superScooter

Shrimp and Eggplant Jambalaya

1 large eggplant 1 cup chopped onions 1-1/2 cup chopped okra 1-1/2 cup chopped bell peppers (any color) 2 lbs shrimp, peeled and de-veined 2 clove garlic, finely chopped 2 (14oz) can tomatoes, crushed or chopped 2 cup uncooked rice

superScooter

Shrimp and Eggplant Jambalaya

1 large eggplant 1 cup chopped onions 1-1/2 cup chopped okra 1-1/2 cup chopped bell peppers (any color) 2 lbs shrimp, peeled and de-veined 2 clove garlic, finely chopped 2 (14oz) can tomatoes, crushed or chopped 2 cup uncooked rice

pressGhosts_sml

Know Your Pressure Ghosts

A nearby discount universe collapsed only yesterday. Refugee entities known as pressure ghosts may be seen to phase in and out of this modal plane over the next 10 days. Avoid making sounds in the 700Hz range. Report sightings with

pressGhosts_sml

Know Your Pressure Ghosts

A nearby discount universe collapsed only yesterday. Refugee entities known as pressure ghosts may be seen to phase in and out of this modal plane over the next 10 days. Avoid making sounds in the 700Hz range. Report sightings with

cheeselift

Cheeselift

Moven em cheeses til me paws is bones.

cheeselift

Cheeselift

Moven em cheeses til me paws is bones.

xarxis

Meanwhile, in the deepest depths of space

This is Captain Hatchford of the ADSV Starbreaker, requesting immediate assistance.  Archduke Curmudgeon Xarxis has taken control of the bridge.  Stellar Impactor Warheads are unsecured.  Repeat: Stellar Warheads are compromised.  Light Brigade assumed missing or dead.   send help

xarxis

Meanwhile, in the deepest depths of space

This is Captain Hatchford of the ADSV Starbreaker, requesting immediate assistance.  Archduke Curmudgeon Xarxis has taken control of the bridge.  Stellar Impactor Warheads are unsecured.  Repeat: Stellar Warheads are compromised.  Light Brigade assumed missing or dead.   send help

murkPuff

Murk Puff

Murk Puff is unnatural and horrible. Just about everyone eats Murk Puff. A Mart Co alligator will not hesitate to take Murk Puff from the careless and devour it all. Alligators can’t even digest Murk Puff; they do it out

murkPuff

Murk Puff

Murk Puff is unnatural and horrible. Just about everyone eats Murk Puff. A Mart Co alligator will not hesitate to take Murk Puff from the careless and devour it all. Alligators can’t even digest Murk Puff; they do it out

talkingSounds

Someone Special Gonna Take Your Brain

Honeycakes, when you’re close I forget my talking sounds.

talkingSounds

Someone Special Gonna Take Your Brain

Honeycakes, when you’re close I forget my talking sounds.

potatoWorld

Turn That Potato Back Around

Commodore Hackberd, this parliament does not cow to threats!

potatoWorld

Turn That Potato Back Around

Commodore Hackberd, this parliament does not cow to threats!

tripartiteDynamo

Caught You Catching Them

The Magnificent Danger Squadron is a tripartite dynamo.  Each member has sworn a jaunty oath to protect the weak.

tripartiteDynamo

Caught You Catching Them

The Magnificent Danger Squadron is a tripartite dynamo.  Each member has sworn a jaunty oath to protect the weak.

skullBot

YOU CAN”T DO THIS TO ME!

Scenario A: After winning the United States presidency in 2012, Ron Paul dissolves the Dept. of Education and plunges the nation into the Neo Dark Ages. Within several years, 80% of the USA population has been converted to skeletonized robots

skullBot

YOU CAN”T DO THIS TO ME!

Scenario A: After winning the United States presidency in 2012, Ron Paul dissolves the Dept. of Education and plunges the nation into the Neo Dark Ages. Within several years, 80% of the USA population has been converted to skeletonized robots

celticCopOut

Celtic Cop-Out

No, full-color illustration today.  Nope, just half of a draft of a tattoo design I’m supposed to make.  I wanted to break tradition and have the knot at the inside wander to the outside.  As you can see, this created

celticCopOut

Celtic Cop-Out

No, full-color illustration today.  Nope, just half of a draft of a tattoo design I’m supposed to make.  I wanted to break tradition and have the knot at the inside wander to the outside.  As you can see, this created

ramenSale

This little piggie went to market

All Ramen and Varelse are on sale through the end of the month.

ramenSale

This little piggie went to market

All Ramen and Varelse are on sale through the end of the month.

monbat

Monbat

It is impossible to be happier than a monkey bat, but monbat constantly worries it may not be happy enough.

monbat

Monbat

It is impossible to be happier than a monkey bat, but monbat constantly worries it may not be happy enough.

scooterbug_c

Scooterbug

Most robots aspire to work in a challenging environment, while a lazy few are content to scoot back and forth on an old wheel stolen from a junkyard. Scooterbug and Sonic the Hedgehog are property of SEGA.

scooterbug_c

Scooterbug

Most robots aspire to work in a challenging environment, while a lazy few are content to scoot back and forth on an old wheel stolen from a junkyard. Scooterbug and Sonic the Hedgehog are property of SEGA.

FOOTBALLmAN

Football Man

Every year Football Man steps out from the void, and with an awful shriek he becomes the Beast that we all know and love.  In a world-shattering fury he consumes all that is not Football, so that it may become

FOOTBALLmAN

Football Man

Every year Football Man steps out from the void, and with an awful shriek he becomes the Beast that we all know and love.  In a world-shattering fury he consumes all that is not Football, so that it may become

zookScooter

Zook Scooter

No matter how far I travel into the future, folks keep saying the cure for Terrible is still 5 years away.

zookScooter

Zook Scooter

No matter how far I travel into the future, folks keep saying the cure for Terrible is still 5 years away.

Cheekhanoodle_Bones

Cheekhanoodle Bones

Took first place for frightscares, special consideration for foreboding corona.

Cheekhanoodle_Bones

Cheekhanoodle Bones

Took first place for frightscares, special consideration for foreboding corona.