Thing a Day 27


Butterquack: Oh Westley, will you ever forgive me?

Westley: What hideous sin have you committed lately?

Butterquack: I got married. I didn’t want to. It all happened so fast.

Westley: Never happened.

Butterquack: But it did. I was there. This old duck said “duck and wife.”

Westley: Did you say “I do?”

Butterquack: Um, no. We sort of skipped that part.

Westley: Then you’re not married. If you didn’t say it, you didn’t do it. Wouldn’t you agree, Your Highness?


Humperduck: A technicality that will shortly be remedied. But first things first. To the death!

Westley: No! To the pain! Drop your sword. Have a seat. Tie him up. Make it as tight as you like.



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