Thing a Day 24


Clergyduck: Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togevah today. Mawwage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam.


Fezzik: I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors! My men are here, I am here, but soon, you will not be here!


Inigo lights Fezzik’s cloak on fire.


Fezzik: The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors! All your worst nightmares are about to come true! The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your souls!


Clergyduck: So tweasure youw wove.

Humperduck: Skip to the end.

Clergyduck: Have you the wing?

Butterquack: Here comes my Westley now.

Humperduck: Your Westley is dead. I killed him myself.

Butterquack: Then why is there fear behind your eyes?


Westley: Give us the gate key.

Yellin: I have no gate key.

Inigo: Fezzik, tear his wings off.

Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.


Clergyduck: And do you, Pwincess Butterquack–

Humperduck: Duck and wife! Say duck and wife!

Clergyduck: Duck and wife.

Humperduck: Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite. I’ll be there shortly.

Butterquack: He didn’t come.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: