Junior Duck is sick. Grandpa Duck comes over to read a book to him.
Junior: “Has it got any sports in it?”
Grandpa: “Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge. Giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.”
Junior: “Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try and stay awake.”
Butterquack was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that.